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Musical Monday: Love is the answer

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Last time I checked, my civil status hasn't shrouded my perception of what is smile-inducing. Before signing those papers, I used to play this song while speeding on expressways. I may not completely agree that love is the answer to everything, but I certainly believe the tune helps fight off boredom on the steering wheel, even now that there's no wheel to steer and I'm using legs to go mobile. I cherish the pleasant; bury the b******. The thought moves me.

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Monday Mayhem: Write that headline

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Each of the following headlines appeared on Newspulse.cnn.com. Your task is simple: re-write the headline in as many words as the original headline was written. Enjoy!

Israeli cult leader charged with enslavement, rape

Your 7-word headline: Jesus mutant redefines Harriet Beecher Stowe's precepts

Greek PM slams European Union amid crisis

Your 7-word headline: Too much slamming wipes out hairy crisis

Officials: Don't sweat the warm weather

Your 6-word headline: Spectator bloods curdle in warm snow

Carrie Wilson: I need help

Your 5-word headline: Posing nude licks self esteem

Teen suspected of approaching Olympics air space in stolen plane

Your 10-word headline: Authorities reckon teen needs to place intelligence on unrestricted space

Has John Mayer been scared Tweetless?

Your 6-word headline: Guitar Man: silent twitting does it

Plans unveiled for world's largest yacht

Your 6-word headline: My horse will outrun yours

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