Sunday, March 7, 2010

When a woman lies

Sunday Stealing: Another Meme About Me

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Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Calvin at the blog Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness. He states that he grabbed it from Samurai Frog. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Cheers to all us thieves!

1. Are you currently in a serious relationship? no

2. What was your dream growing up? To be a nun and to go see a castle in England. I gave up the habit; captured the castle.

3. What talent do you wish you had? aptitude in Math

4. If I bought you a drink, what would it be? iced lemon tea, thank you

5. What was the last book you read? Harry Potter 7; reread it last night to fall asleep

6. What zodiac sign are you? virgo

7. Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where. one piercing on each earlobe

8. Worst habit? procrastinating

9. What is your favorite sport? figure skating; to watch that is

10. Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? optimistic

11. Worst thing to ever happen to you? losing a loved one who didn't die

12. Tell me one weird fact about you. At times I write belligerent notes on the edges of pages on my books but then it's not weird. It's mild neurosis.

13. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? I've known them to be funny until other forms of media portrayed them as evil. But yeah, what do I think of them...I'd rather they're cute

14. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I just want my skin when I was 16

15. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? crime partner would be more exciting, but not the gory type of crime

16. Ever been arrested? no

17. If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? tour Europe and Canada

18. What's your favorite place to hang out at? in front of the computer or the coffeeshop beside a bookstore

19. Do you believe in ghosts? yes

20. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? read, eat, sleep

21. Do you swear a lot? no

22. Biggest pet peeve? right now: the main door of my apartment. They're using this cheap finger scanner and it doesn't work 99% of the time.

23. In one word, how would you describe yourself? survivor

24. Do you believe/appreciate romance? yes

25. Do you believe in God? yes

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Our Weekend Memoirs: When a Woman Lies
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It has been a week spent mostly indoors after work. The only few places I went out to were the bank and supermarket and lately the internet cafe as my internet went off for almost two days. I'm going to share a laugh with you sent to me via email. I've read this before and you may have too but it's the first time I came across this with visuals of the hunks themselves. Read on and enjoy!

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?'' "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband? The Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.. You see, if I had said "no" to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

Then if I said "no" to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said "yes," you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said "yes" to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.


All Us Women

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  1. Great answers on the meme ........ loving the weekend memoir email post though ........ though I'd prefer Keanu Reeves :D

  2. Mouse, I'd go down to the mighty Chao Phraya by and by, push the ex down to drown, cry to the heavens and hope the Lord gives me Matthew Fox rofl!

  3. Women speak with forked tongue if you ask me ROFLMAO!!! Loved that. But I sure would hope it would be better than Brad and George LOL Blah SS if you ask me. You don't like boxing or ultimate fighting? LOL Me neither. Have a wonderful Sunday :)

  4. Interesting answers on the meme and I really love the seamstress joke :D happy Sunday!

    my SS is here.

  5. Aren't we all hooked on the web? I'd go to a net cafe if I do not have internet connection, hahaha, so addictive!

    My choice would be Brad Pitt!

  6. Thanks, Thom. Absolutely no to boxing; just figure-skating

    Marites, cute joke, isn't it? :D

    Ate Eb, then I would wish it's Brad coming out first for you... lol!

  7. I wondered if girls still want to grow up to become nuns.

    Join us for Monday Mayhem!

  8. Fun to read your meme. I really wish I was better at math worst subject.

    Okay, I think I stopped actually reading when I saw the photos of George and Brad shirtless. Computer overheating! :)

    Nice to visit with you!

  9. I think we all have a mild neurosis. Great job as always!

  10. Love your answers
    they make me always smile :-)

    My choice is "Brad Pitt" LOL

    Hugs from Kareltje =^.^=

  11. When we are in Malaysia, I always get corrected whenever I order Iced tea.. :) Love iced LEMON tea also.

  12. ACK!!! No Purple? Did the Purple People Eater get to it? LOL



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